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Brainus Stressus Electronicusphobic

It is the situation where your electronic interests suddenly eats you up and took control of your brain. Symptoms included:

 

  • IQ slowly regresses, 
  • vocubulary decreases, 
  • usually staggers, 
  • eyesight weakens, 
  • social life replaced by non-living electronic devices, 
  • computer jobs haunts you even at your sleep,
  • everytime you face an LCD or monitor it makes you puke, and lastly, 
  • brain becomes stressful when electronics comes to the mind.

 

 

I’m on the stage-2. I’m ill and deteriorating. Get me out of here. I need a break. Let me go to Baguio. heh. ^^,

 

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